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【爱情宝典】如何和女友分手

听力简介：

Hints:
Brandy
Anthony
Maggie

She did not dump me. It was a mutual break-up, ok?
Shut up!
1 __________________

Insult her style.
2____________________
Well, fuck you! Asshole!
Great!

Play World of Warcraft.
Let tanks get aggro before you start DPS. What? NO! Don't stand in the fire. Go! OK. Oh God damn it! I need a healer up here.
What're you doing?
Shut the fuck up! I'm raiding.
Wow!

Cheat on her.
Hi, free for dinner?
3________________
Busted.

Do an over texted message.
You wanna break cups with me?
Damn you auto-correct!
iphoned.

Always mention your ex.
4____________________
Shoe noob.

Act like a five-year-old.
5________________
Suicide bonus.

Fake a pregnancy scare.
6_________________
Congratulations.

Never talk to her again.
7______________
Ruined a life.

Fake your own death.
Why?
Because you are a bitch.
Wait. What?
8_____________________
What the hell!
Sloppy seconds.

If all those fails, be honest with her.
9________________________
Stop right there. You are a great guy and have a stable job. Don't break up with her!
I'm sorry. I just don't love her anymore.
Finger bangs.