返回 【妙招大看台】如何与吸血鬼约会?(搞笑)

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Thirsty for some cold-blooded love? It’s easy to find the vampire of your dreams — just take a page from Twilight.
You will need: bad weather, a large fan, warm layers, kindness, new experiences and self-control.
Step 1: Move to the Pacific Northwest —  [-------1-------] Bonus: you can use the constant rainfall to hide the many tears you’ll shed over the difficulties of romance between humans and immortals.
Step 2: [-------2-------] Try to move in slow motion so your hair blows in the wind seductively, exposing your most prime piece of real estate — your neck.
[-------3-------] There’s no need to stop showering for them to catch a whiff of your personal scent.
Step 3: Wear extra layers. Vampires are freezing to the touch; invest in sweaters, gloves, and flannel PJs to cozy up to them … while still staying cozy. [-------4-------]
Step 4: Be kind to your vampire’s family; you’re sharing their secret, too. Above all else, try to avoid shedding blood in their presence — the tiniest paper cut can severely test even the friendliest vampire’s self-control.
Befriending their sibling can bring you closer to your beloved.
Step 5: Try new experiences. Thunderstorm baseball, running through the forest at top speed, and last-minute trips to Italy will bring you closer together — or help you meet enemy vampires who want to eat you alive.
Remember: kiddie vampires are no less dangerous than older ones.
Step 6: Be patient! [-------5-------] Or at least severely bruised. Stick to chaste, fleeting kisses — unless you decide to become a vampire yourself.
Did you know? According to some accounts, werewolves and vampires are natural enemies — and, in their human form, they love to remove their shirts.
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